We Be Superjuice. We Be Coming To Your Town.
tour? OBVI!!! music, mayhem, outstanding
debauchery and cartwheels. yay for us! and yay for you! in preparation we're doing push ups, hitting the tanning salons, and
working on our choreography. the dates below are confirmed. the rest are, um,
unconfirmed and well, made up. we're working on it. leave me alone. I CAN'T EVEN
DEAL WITH LIFE RIGHT NOW.
oh and hey, if you're dying - and yeah., literally dying - to have us play at your stadium,
amphitheatre, club, lounge, comedy club, house party, mom's basement, backyard bbq, or public washroom, drop
our elusive manager, Milly an e-mail at
bookings@superjuiceinc.com and he'll do whatever it takes. yes. he'll even
do that. twice. to completion.
your town not listed down below? we know you miss us. but don't kill yourself. we'll be back in
your town performing our fantastical stage show, exhausting your town's supply
of alcohol and sushi, and making sex with your sisters, moms, daughters and dogs
soon enough. we promise.
| Confirmed Dates: | |||
| where | when | why, with, whatev | |
| the yay may tour | may | ||
| diesel lounge windsor, on, canada.
|
may 21st, 2009 11:30 | ok. lets BE honest. this yay may tour is only like 90% for sure. the promoter wants to pay us in cherry coke. which is cool with me. but not mike. and the only guy who needs cherry coke wants to trade for cotton. but a guy in malta will cover the cotton in chocolate and sell it in egypt and pay us handsomely for it. but it's all kinda sketch. thats what happens when milo minderbinder is your manager and you're all part of the syndicate and everyone has a share. and you have any idea what that means, email: delroy@superjuiceinc and i'll send you a free cd and a lock of my hair. or at least the hair. | |
| the opera house toronto, on, canada.
|
may 22nd, 2009 9:30 | yay. i love playing the opera house. other than ya mama's house, it might be my favorite house to perform in. was that joke too obvious? anyway, we're opening for bands way radder than us, hence the early show time. | |
| babylon,
ottawa, on, canada |
may 23rd, 2009 11:15 | i have neither jokes, nor details for this show. especially not jokes. or details. | |
| fouf’ounes montreal, pq or qc (i forget) |
may 24th, 2009 10:30 | growing up i always thought this was a gay club. dynamike still does. lets not ruin the surprise for him. i told him to wear something tight. lets all sit back and see how this unfolds.... | |
| skatepark du orbite sport,
st jean sur richelieu, qc |
may 25th, 2009 11:30 | the thing i'm most looking forward to about this show will be yelling "hello skatepark du orbite sport st jean sur richelieu.. are you ready to rawk??!!?". hopefully this will not be the fans fav thing about the show. but, it might. | |
