We Be Superjuice. These Be Our Songs. Get Them. Get YAY!
Yep. Finally. You too can now be just as cool as the tens of fans who got pre-release versions of these songs at our shows. how lucky ducky are you? It's kinda like winning the lottery. Kinda. But not all that much actually.
| if you can't see a nifty flash music player above this, and you're sporting IE7 (aka microsoft interweb explorer version seven), then just click the cute yellow bar at the top of the browser and click on 'allow blocked content'. We won't give you computer herpes. Only the real kind. We promise. | ||
PS: Studies by seriously smart scientists have shown that 89% of people who buy our music have experienced all, some, or none of the following effects: food tastes better, people like them more, the sky looks bluer, their armpits smell nicer, they are more generally attractive to the opposite sex (and waaaaay more attractive to the same sex), their hair is much more manageable, they can lift much more heavier objects than ever before (a scientifically proven 19-23% increase in overall lifting strength) their bowel movements are much more regular and smell like a beautiful bouquet of sunshiny flowers. Who wouldn't want that?
PPS: Oh and i should mention that when you d/l [aka download] our empeethrees [aka mp3s] they don't have any nasty little DRM [aka digital rights management aka shady copying obstacles] problems. So feel free to burn them to CDs. Put them on your iPoop. whatev. But we're putting you on scouts honour not to really give them up to all your greasy little friends. So the gist is: collect all nine, but don't trade them with your friends. Ya dig?
PPPS: I heart post scripts.
