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We're radical to the max!!!

We Be Superjuice. This Be Delroy. He be handsome.

Conjunction junction, what's Delroy's function:
Writer, Vocalist, Producer, Hot Tub Coordinator, general handsomeness

Tell me more. tell me more. was it love at first sight?
Well. He's a world renowned ticking timebomb on the dancefloor, a full time sex enthusiast and part time arm wrestler who maintains an aggressive schedule of drinking and two handed cart wheels. In his spare time he likes to make songs on his computer. He sometimes uses things other than his computer, like a guitar, drumset, or skin flute, but he feel much more comfortable and generally at ease when 1’s and 0’s are involved.

 

Achievements:
At his young age, Delroy has already accomplished the following:
- Ontario BMX Champion (16 and under Class)
- Earned a BA [high honours suckas!] in political science, a concentration in international relations and a minor in law [which comes in handy when writing rap songs]. In your face!
- He 'co-authored' a book on astrophysics with his grandfather. Kind of.

Turn Ons: Turn Offs

people who take pictures of themselves

kewl ppl who use www slang well. w00t! rofl

randomness

new hair cuts

bouncy castle makeouts

secretly holding hands under the blanket

wind

things that taste purple

nice smells

go cart racing

knowing what really grinds my gears

girls who heart dogs

the appley sweet taste of apple jacks

peer pressure

girls with bmx bikes

crazy

stinky farts

backless shirts. I mean come on.

high heels. unless they’re so high even really short girls can touch the ceiling. or if they have fish in them

smoking  for fun and not for popularity

turning the other cheek

crazy hickeys that turn black and hurt

people on acid

crying. unless its happy crying. or ecstatic crying.

losing at go cart racing. or anything really

winter. i'm all fuck winter.

spitting

the tangy zip of miracle whip

meat

PEOPLE WHO WRITE IN ALL CAPS.

crazy. depends on the sitch i guess

 

[Ok. So there's a few things in the mix above that are much more just things i like and do not like instead of turn offs and turn ons. But really, if i do like something it probably would turn me on if i had enough of it and vica versa and so on and so forth. Or as the french would say: come see come ca.]

Weapons of choice:
Protools, mikey-ro-phone, power chords (on the geetarr), turntables, mountain bike, vodka, freshly pressed slacks

What he'd rather be doing right now:
Your sister.

Suggested reading list:
Catch 22 (not the band)
The know it all - aj jacobs
pj o'rourke is pretty rad
that one book by hunter s thompson with the story about him doing a bunch of drugs and shooting things off the porch of a cottage he rented. it might be by someone else.
anything in, around, or somehow even second cousin related to vice magazine
the pessimists guide to history

Send The Delroy e-mail at:
delroy@superjuiceinc.com

Check out his death defy feats of handsome:
here

For more information on The Delroy visit his interwebsite at:
bunchofjerks.com