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17 mar 09: kids! shows! come see! there's your update! now get off my foot! exclamation!
01 mar 09: guess what? it's march. guess what else? we still don't have any updates. there's a bunch of new songs in the works and delroy just signed to co-star as the romantic lead alongside paul rudd in a new rom-com/buddy movie, but other than that, nothing else is new. and yeah, some of that might not be true. especially the song stuff.
14 feb 09: happy valentines day kids. in honor of this, the most special of all holidays fabricated by hallmark, the boys of superjuice have set up a kissing booth on the corner of bloor and yonge. each kiss costs a dollar, each french kiss will cost you a fiver, anything beyond a makeout and heavy petting is open to negotiation. all proceeds will be donated to the Superjuice Fund to Generally Improve the Lives of Superjuice. or SFGILS for short (that's pronounced "sfgils." sound it out. so come on out and get felt up for a good cause. And oh yeah, we deliver.
01 jan 09: hello and welcome to the neuve. i'm going to miss the ocho.
i really am. not for any reason other than i love the word ocho. RIP ocho, hello
neuve.
you might be asking yourselves, or maybe even each other, what we've been up to
for like the last four months. don't be nosy kids. the can't don't wait to be
fed, and i don't wait to feed him. know what i'm sayin?
08 aug 08: looooog time no talk kids. i've been bizzy bone. remember last year when all those people ran to get married on july 7th cause it was 7-7-7 same kind thing today. but like even better cause its the OCHO. happy ocho kids. oh and we have a show in toronto. yeah. we're rockin a green p. if you don't know, now you know.
20 june 08: word up doggers. sooo we booked a little québécois (notice my respectful ackcente goo or ackcentee graph or whatev? yeah. i heart quebec) mini-tour. and to give us enough time to brush up on our francais we booked it for like early august. please forward all poutine eatery suggestions in and around the places we're playing ASAP. yeah. ASAP. if its in capitals i mean business people. BUSINESS!!!
15 June 08: check it kids. my dog is awesome. so am i. i'm just sayin. i'm too busy (aka lazy) to retype it. or even to ctrl + alt c and ctrl + alt v it. so just click here. or here. but not here.
30 may 08: i was brainstorming new and eggciting (and incidentally THIS is eggciting, because i don't think i've ever said or wrote the word brainstorm before. mostly because what goes on in my head is the opposite of a storm. more a gentle breeze) things to do on stage next week for the toronto and guelph shows. i think i'm going to break out the dance dance revolution. yeah baby. it'll be just me, the wii and you watching me wii. wow. i'm so stoked for you. i'm a phenom on that thing. i mean i ALMOST beat a 10 yr old girl the other day. for reals. a phenom. i'll keep practicing and let you know.
17 maybach 08 yay. may. say it with me kids. yay may. all together now. yay may. from the people up top. now in the back. when i say may, you say yay. ok. in other news its mini tour time. and this time, yes ohio we're talking to you. you've been begging for it (frankly, its been a little embarrassing) and now your special day has finally arrived. so come check us out. or quit your complaining.
15 Mar 08: ahoy kids. ok. i'm
not one to toot my own horn but sometimes i just gots too. and this, as you may
have suspected is one of those times yo. TOOT TOOT.
last summer we played this big effoff show opening for kanye and against the
better judgement of the crew, i insisted we do a
NKOTB cover during our set at bluesfest. and we
did. and we fucking owned it. or would have if god didn't love our set so much
he started weeping with pleasure (which errbody knows turns to rain - if you
don't you're stupid. no offense) and so we couldn't do the dance i forced them
to learn.
so anyway. the whole point of this is that I'M taking credit for the rumored
New Kids on the Block comeback tour. if it wasn't for us jamin on it
they would still be be known as the band that marky marks brother was in. and
thats not cool. i owe everything i am to them. and now, they owe everything they
are to me. done deal pals.
ok. get it? so now i'm going to blow up my pogo ball and hop out of here.
check out the video. then check out the groceries.
16 march 08: so i posted some pictures of us playing at the rivoli. why did i wait more than three (3) months to do it? because thats how i roll. thats why. and thats almost always why. if you really want pictures of me, the best way to get them is to come take them yourself. waiting for me to post them, is not the best way. oh, and hello. i forgot to say hello. and now, goodbye.
01 Jan 08: hello. and welcome to 2008. as a new years gift to you
that's not really a gift at all, but more of an announcement or um, just a
general something or other,
superjuice is now on facebook. yep. it's official. kardinal official. and
sure, we know
facebook is just a fad like the rest of the www. and yeah, we do kinda feel
like we're cheating on our sexrobot
myspace wifey
with the uppity librarian, but it is what it is. and it is here:
SJINC on facebook.
come be our fans and we'll be your fans and we'll all live happily ever after
amen.
oh. and check out the poopster
poster i just made for the show this saturday at rivoli
in toronto. so um, come see us and after - or maybe during depending how bright
the lights are - we'll see you. peacey grease.
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Dec 07: yo kids. so we opened for kanye this summer. and now we're
headlining a saturday night show at the opera house. w00t! or as my new dog
would say - w00f. not that i'm bragging. cause i don't brag. i'm just sayin is
all. so yeah. its january 26th. and if you're not a toronto kid and you don't
know - now you know: the opera house is like THE place to be. like when someone
txt msgs you and they're like "yo dud3r im in da plac3 2b. wh3r3 u @ XD <3" this
is the place that silly txting fool is talking about. everyone from nofx to
nirvana to eminem to M&M has played there. hells. even 98 degrees played there.
so yeah we'll be dancing on the same stage once danced on by the former mr
jessica simpson. i'm just sayin' is all.
oh. and we'll be throwin' down at the rivoli on the 5th. so come check us with a
quickness. it should be a rad show, and if for some reason we suck, the sweet
potato fries are good enough to make your peeneye hard. even if your a girl.
hells. especially if your a girl. they're delicious enough to make a soft lady
peeneye as hard as steel. they are wow.
speaking of wow. one last item: how good is the new say anything song 'baby girl
i'm a blur'? seriously? that song is as good as the geetar solo that ends it is
pretentious. yap. that good. eat it. woe.
28 Nov 07: are you literally but not at all literally dying to hear a new superjuice song? nonetheless i posted one on myspace. and before you get all on me and up in my gold grillz about this and that, its not done. its barely even started. the vocals were recorded quiet stylee in my apt at 3am seconds after writing the lyrics. and in this version the lyrics aren't even all written. but best believe they are now. boy oh boy. they are poetry in motion. i read them to a nun (none? sp?) the other day and she wept with joy and started yammering on about baby jebus. then she tried to get down with the git down but i wasn't havin' it. boooyah.
13 Nov 07:
is
it still me that makes you sweat? am I who you think about in bed?
when the lights are dim and your hands are shaking as you're sliding off your
dress? is it still me that's just typing in p!atd lyrics as i hear them trying to pass them off
as a website update? yes. on all accounts yes. dirty dirty. oh and we're
playing a show in toronto on jan fifth. yap. the first of the new year. yippie.
heck no to techno. delroy is out.
22 Oct 07:
yeah, yeah, yeah. its been awhile. exactly 2 months to be exact. so stop with
the emails and myspace messages. i get it. ok. so i've been a busy little studio
bee lately, buckling down and working on some new tracks. 8 of them to be exact.
and they're rad. but i'm kinda biased. they're not your typical SJ stuff. less
suck. more guitars. anyway, right now i'm in north carolina soaking up the rain.
yap. it hasn't rained here in 31 days. but as soon as i got off the plane, it
rained. mainly in spain. so the good news is i single handedly cured their
drought. the bad news is, its raining.
and other than that we're throwing a big ol' house party on the 23rd of nov in
ottawa and we're filming a video. wanna come? too bad. we tried a 'win to
get in' deallie last time. that was a disaster. sorta. this time i'm launching a
'beg to weg' contest. and if you're sitting there thinking that weg isn't a word
- you're right. it isn't. but i'm tired and eff you. oh. how about 'beg for
keg'. there won't be a keg per se. but it sounds good. so get your best begging
together and email me.
delroy@superjuiceinc.com
22 Aug 07: at this very second I [aka delroy] am in montreal. seanny is in florida buying a boat. defacto is in vancouver locking a mental broad out of his 350z. mike is probably in toronto, but its hard to tell. actually he might be in london. depends who's asking. but hells yeah is the answer to your question re: our show next friday at lee's palace being a go. its very go. GO even. in fact, we were scheduled to open the show. but now we're being asked to headline it. look at us go. i'd rather do both. you know, have a go at it, if it doesn't work out, try again a few hours later. like sex. only less crying. and actually not at all like sex because doing a 3 min show followed 20 minutes of broken promises later by a 4 minute show would not be all that much fun for the fans. either way, the first 30 peeps through the door get a free cd. everyone else gets free kisses. YAY!
06 Aug 07: wow kids. if
you didn't make it out to the show on fri, you missed out. it was one of our
most epic shows to date. I'll sum it up in a tight little convo seanny had the
next day with his hot cousin:
Cuz: I loved the hangover song.
Seanny: Yeah, me too. we totally should have played it.
and we did. it was the second song. yeah. too much drinky drinky for seanny
seanny. so aside from the loser bouncer who tried to fight us [ok, just me] for drinking grey
goose on stage and the wanna be travis barker waitress dude who kept trying to
fuck with us, it was a good show. there's some
photographs here, and
there's some video, but i don't have it. once get my grubby little hands on the
video and the rest of the pics, i'll chuck em up. full disclosure styleee.
21 July 07: so bluesfest was gnarls. that about sums it up. if you're looking for pictures, i don't want to tell you how to run your life, but i'd look here. and if you're looking for video it will be up soon. if you couldn't make it out (for SHAME!) we'll be playing a few shows in and around ontario, check out the dates here. hmmm. what else. transformers was rad. so rad seanny went out and bought the same camaro AND bought the Autobot emblem for the steering wheel off ebay. thats how he rolls. delroy is super jealous. and if seanny hooks up with megan fox delroy is going to fight him. thats how del rolls. catch seanny's autobotmobile parked outside the kathedral show.
16 June 07:
Dearest Kids, it's been hinted at in the press for some time, and the rumours
have been flying around but I, Delroy, am here today to confirm that Superjuice
will be playing at
Bluesfest. Yep. It's true.
Bluesfest.
Mainstage. Opening for Kanye West. Yep. Oh, and the stage is 70 feet wide
and 50 feet deep so you know what that means: Dancing. Lots of it. So bring your
video camera. And a change of underwear. We go on at 1:00PM Believe it.
So who else is playing? Shit. Who else do you need? Bah. Well as if we weren't
enough, here's a partial list of the other scrubs playing with us:
| Kanye West | Bob Dylan | The White Stripes | Van Morrison | |
| alexisonfire | George Clinton | Steve Miller | Bela Fleck | |
| Metric | Tokyo Police Club | Randy Newman | Joel Plaskett | |
| Kid Koala | Gogol Bordello | Hedley | George Thorogood | |
| Cancer Bats | INXS | Sam Roberts | Blue Rodeo |
08 June 07: Yo Kids. Wanna meet delroy? who doesn't? I am delroy and even i want to meet me. Want to come out and watch delroy judge a battle of the bands? I thought so. It's this sunday (the 10th) at the reverb in toronto. I'll be wearing a new shirt and i totally got a rad haircut so you're really in luck if you come out cause i'll be looking all gnarls and handsome as shit. for more details click here. or here. or here. OR even here. but not here.
28 May 07:
Ahoy kids. If you woke up this morning with a tingly feeling in your tingly
areas with thoughts dancing around your head that today might finally be the day
you will be able to purchase some Superjuice songs,
then you're right. If you woke up with a burning or itchy feeling in your tingly
areas, well that's not our fault. Well, probably not. But try and prove it.
At any rate, I'm not telling you how to live your lives, but the only way to get
cooler quicker than buying our mp3s and burning them to CD is to start smoking
and become total sluts. I mean, that's always a sure fire avenue to popularity,
cancer and teen pregnancy. But if you want popularity without the cancer and
babies, download our songs. It's good for you. Its good for us. It will make the
world a better place.
09 May 07:
Two days. Two updates. I better wait a month or three before I update again. I
don't want to spoil you kids. Anyway, our Ontario/Quebec Summer Mini Tour 2007
or STOQ07 as we affectionately refer to it around the office, is almost 100%
worked out. Well, maybe not almost 100%. More like 83%. The where is figured
out. The general where anyway.
London [not the british kind]
Windsor [with a quick hop over to 8mile for a battle]
Hamilton [steel city baby]
Guelph [why not?]
Toronto [why?]
Kingston [buy me creme brulee at chez piggy and I'll heart you forever]
Ottawa [i affectionately call my hometown twattawa]
Montreal [we'll be doing the entire show en francais]
Belleville [for serious. no jokes. no really, Belleville]
When? Well June. Mostly. Don't worry, we have a team of sexperienced sexperts
working out the details, we'll get back to you. We just wanted to let you know,
that if you live in or around those cities then you can start getting sexcited.
YAY for you!
08 May 07:
You kids want an update? Too bad, you’re getting one anyway. And before the not
so regularly scheduled update, let me apologize first. I’m very sorry kids. I
have been derelict in my updating duties. I’ve been so very busy slash so very
lazy lately, which is a horribly inefficient combo. So there really aren’t any
updates. But hey, look at how long and beefy and substantial this looks. Or to
borrow a word from Stephen Colbert: superstantial. I don’t want to tell you how
to live your lives - well I would like to, but no one ever listens – but feel
free to check out our
myspace page
for some recent updates. And feel free to enjoy them.
Why myspace?
A wise man named
Forrest once wrote on his myspace page: “myspace
is a great place to find people to sleep with. and sleeping with people is a
great way to get fans. you just act like their on 'the in' like 'oh hey yeah, i'll
get you on the list in (wherever).' its like sleeping your way to the top
with presidents and executives, but in reverse.” And that kids, is sexactly why
I update our myspace page more often than this site. I’m trying to sleep my way
to the top. Starting at the bottom. The very, very bottom.
24 Apr 07: Holy jebus kids. What happened to April? It used to be a rad month. And to tell you the truth it started out in the most fantastical of fantastic ways. With a bang even. And went out like a lion. Or something. Whatever that saying is about it coming in like something and going out like something else, well that applies to April. Just thought I'd keep you in the loop on that one kids. You're welcome. Now you're up to date. Go take on the day.
11 Mar 07: So it seems like it's about time for an update. So I've done just that. The fun of it is, I'm not telling you what I updated. Think of it as a good old treasure hunt - interweb style. The only difference being that what you find will be something less than treasure. But something more than a stab to the eye. Happy hunting.
18 Feb 07: Huge biggups kids. Extra Huge. To all of y'all who came to the show last night: you are truly epic fans. To the rest: You might be asking yourselves 'what show?' Well we got a call at 8:30 because our friend's band fucked up and had to miss their show, but to save the promoter huge grief, they called us and we pinch hit for them. So how did the kids who went find out? The mailing list. That's how. We sent out a mass email to everyone on the list and those kids who were home and reading email at 8:30 on a Saturday night - we won't judge you - got the email and came out. Fun. Thanks. Signed up? Didn't get it? Yeah our ISP mashed our database. Sign up again. Thanks and thanks and thanks again.
15 Feb 07: Ohio Kids. So we've thought long
and hard about it, and we've decided you're awesome. Some of you anyway. And to
reward your awesomeness, we're going to put on a Super Secret Superjuice show
next Friday. That's Friday the 23rd of February to you calendar deficient kids.
The only catch is that we're not telling you where it is. It's an exclusive show
and the only way in is two ways:
join our mailing list. We'll pick 15 names at
random and email you the location. The second only way is with a passionate plea
via electronic mail to:
delroy@superjuiceinc.com [please include a few candid pictures and a brief resume]
Good luck kids. Even though Big Mike will be leaving on a jet plane to Jamaica 2
hours after we're done our show, and Delroy will be on at a wedding in London
the next afternoon, we promise it to be fantastical in every way. That's right.
We promise. You can take that to the bank and deposit it in your high-yield
promise savings account.
Love Always and Forever, and Ever and Ever,
Delroy
29 Jan 07: Well, this is our new website. Yay for us. Yay for you. Our design sweatshop in Malaysia worked long and hard on this, so please be gentle. Good child labor is hard to come by these days, Kathy-Lee has all the little bastards figuratively, and literally, locked up. Anyway, take a look around. Enjoy yourself, but please, please do not feed Big Mike. He bites.
11 Jan 2007: Hello and welcome to 2007. Delroy here. So I just moved the base of Superjuice operations back to Toronto, which was as fun as it sounds. And it explains the lack of updates lately. Anyway, I'm here now. And I have about a billion things going on. The DVD. The CD. The new website. And I'm working on booking a billion shows. So all y'all in Southern Ontario, Eastern Ontario, Northern New York, Michigan and Ohio, yes Ohio, stay tuned because The Juice is coming to your town. Prepare the virgins. Hide your wallets. And sign up for our newsletter so you'll be the first to know everything about us and hence, the coolest kid in town.
17 Dec 2006: Happy birthday kids. That is, if it's your birthday. If it's not, consider this a freebee. I posted a new song on our myspace page. It's a super-terrific [results may vary: I wrote, produced and performed it, and hence, may be a tad biased] little track called 'lonely days' and enjoy it while you can because I'm sure to get sued over uncleared samples soon. I think that's it. Yep. That's it. Have a good day. Try not to get eaten by a polar bear.
08 Nov 2006: Ahoy kids. Thanks to all y'all
who stopped by to talk to me via the interweb last night. It truly warms my
heart - and disturbs my gentle soul - to speak with you in a faceless anonymous
forum. Thanks for the sexcellent questions and you're welcome for the
enlightening answers. I'll miss you all dearly.
Until we meet again...
Delroy
08 Nov 2006: Yo Kids. Delroy will be in an online interweb chat tonight from 21:00-22:00 EST, on the Bandcast 2006 website. If you have any burning questions, scathing reviews or indecent proposals, that's where you need to go. Yay for both of us.
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